Double Your Pleasure

I have the extraordinary privilege of feeling nauseous while I have a cold.  Sound like fun?  Here are the instructions:

1)  Get very little sleep

2)  Drink a cup of hot coffee, quickly

3)  Take a hot shower

4)  Sneeze

That's it!  4 easy steps to nirvana.

And if you'd like to increase the intensity, take some cold medicine.  Extra bang for the buck.