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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Ham 'N Beans

(To the tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb.)

Larry had some ham 'n beans.
The bowl was filled to brim.
And everywhere that Larry went
The toots would follow him.

They followed him to school one day
Which was against the rules.
The teachers' and the students' eyes
Would sting and tear and pool.

He took his toots to practice
And as he ran and played,
The other kids would point and laugh
At sounds that Larry made.

Now if you do know Larry,
Or like his ham 'n beans.
Remember extra fiber
Is more noxious than it seems.

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