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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

More Pie, Please

I realized tonight, as I was doing a mental recount of the food I have eaten today, that I have a problem.

I have figured out, subconsciously, that if I eat an entire bag of Cheetos, or a whole pie, I can just tell myself, "I ate pie today."

Whereas, if I eat a few Cheetos, a bite of pie, a piece of cinnamon toast, and four jelly beans, I have to say to myself, "I ate Cheetos, pie, cinnamon toast, and jelly beans."

Whatever the calorie count turns out to be, I think I'm going with pie.

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