What did I just say?

Things I Never Thought I'd Say--Part 1.

1) Please take your feet out of your drink.

2) Please don't pee in the pool. The dog drinks out of there and it's not nice to pee where someone is drinking.

3) Yes the princesses at DisneyWorld are real. Yes. They walk. Yes. They walk around. For real.

4) You put things away so you know where to find them later. (I only post this one because I haven't learned it yet and I'm amazed I'm saying it to another human being.)

5) If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape! (Courtesy of Bob and Larry.)

6) J, get out of bed! Mommy doesn't want to have to tell you to get out of bed again. How will you ever learn to be potty trained at night if you don't get out of bed?

Thank you, MckMama, for letting me document these. I still can't believe some of the things I say!

Mirror Image

If you look really close, you can see my husband in the reflection of my sunglasses taking our picture. But you don't have to look too close to see that I adore my grandma. I am a weak, but grateful, reflection of her.

Trip to Mema's House

On our way to Nashville last month, we stopped to see lots of family and friends. First stop, Mema and Papa! She didn't disappoint the grandkids. They all got a shot of whipped cream straight from the can. Jake was even nice enough to take it out of his mouth to show us. Left him with some interesting hillbilly teeth.